Gemini 🌞 Pisces🌛 Scorpio✨

hexglyphs:

hexglyphs:

someone: i think you’re pretty cool!

me, tearing up: nice

person: you’re so cool and funny

me:

image

rocketreturns:

rocketreturns:

people have been saying this since like 2014 but you guys seriously for real need to get some identity-shaping real life hobbies. basing your entire sense of self off a fabricated persona you developed by carefully exchanging social currency online is not sustainable or healthy

image

the fact that you see this as some kind of vaguepost and not face value genuine advice is indicative of the exact problem i’ve addressed here

thats-so-kailyn:

mightymargaretofanjou:

Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other

In his defense his wife triple dog dared him and called him a pussy

clexa-traash:

Older and more intelligent witches: “don’t do it Sabrina it’s dangerous and it goes against the order of things”

Sabrina: “but if I don’t…Harvey might lose the bounce in his hair”.

Me watching this stupid bitch:

image

theproblematicblogger:

image
image
image
image

I’ve been exploring r/short for like an hour and the dudes over there literally seem to think being over 5’7” is the same as having the ability to move things with your mind.

theproblematicblogger:

image
image
image
image

I’ve been exploring r/short for like an hour and the dudes over there literally seem to think being over 5’7” is the same as having the ability to move things with your mind.

thechildofchristmas:

rikudera:

thegoombs:

thegoombs:

Do you ever think of how weird it would be if Mickey Mouse’s name was actually Michael? And how weird it would be if one day Minnie called him “Michael Mouse” because she was upset with him? Because I think about it sometimes.

I have just been informed that Mickey’s full name is “Michael Theodore Mouse”, and that Minnie’s is “Minerva Mouse”. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION, BUT I FEEL LIKE I KNOW SOMETHING FORBIDDEN NOW???

I feel like this is a good time to share the fact that Donald Duck’s middle name is Fauntleroy.

goofy periodically changes his name to avoid the IRS if i remember right

rosesdallydilly:

one-time-i-dreamt:

ijustliketoargue:

ysr718:

aftselakhis-shaladin:

eternalanimation:

image

“Dark is beautiful” my ass, says the white woman who mocked a Black woman earlier, wishing her to shit herself. This is a racist cunt if I know one.

Yeah that’s a little iffy as black people namely black women are the main targets of skin lighting

You can shit on the company without shitty on the people who use the product

Skin lightening is also a massive problem in South Asia and the market is huge there. She’s not out of her lane to talk about this the way she is. Shitting on people who use the product might be bad, but she’s shitting on those who actively promote it which is very different

Jameela Jamil is neither white nor speaking out of her lane. Skin lightening is a big deal in SEA countries, India, Korea, so many places in the world. It is such a huge and toxic market. She knows what she is talking about.

A WHITE WOMAN?????